It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Hedge funds was on Wall Street tryin' to consume
Some bets for the eve all made within my phone
Scrolling Robinhood, chillin all alone
Just hit the bad side of the SEC
On a mission tryin' to buy some $GME
Seen my app full of stocks, ain't no need to freak
All those suits know what's up with AMC
They're gettin' jacked, I'm breakin' myself
I can't believe they takin' hedge funds' wealth
They took their rings, they took their Rolex
I looked at the Reddit, said $AG's next
Sixteen shorted stocks in portfolio
Reddit is about to make some hedge funds turn cold
Now they beggin' Janet Yellen it's a tad bit late
Hedge funds and SEC couldn't regulate