About a third of the US population was born after September 11, 2001.

""In many ways, fame is the industrial disease of creativity. It's a sludgy byproduct of making things." --MIke Myers

@evan This is where you tell me there is one, and I've never gone.

Thank you to all the vendors out there using fully numeric SKUs. To the rest of you all, seriously, what are you doing.

If your website says your app is better then you need to improve your website.

Choose:

Choose:

Bourbon 

Bourbon 

@pchestek should I not be surprised at seeing Department of War in that? I guess I thought the courts weren't using the non-statutory name. But, anyway, nice.

are you serious right now that has no built-in way to permanently block bluetooth pairing requests from a device? Signed, guy whose receipt printer is now connected by USB but still tries to pair with every device including the one it's already connected to

You keep using that word Priority, I do not think it means what you think it means.

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You know you're truly Sky Priority when your flight has an on-time percentage of 53%.

This meeting could've been grappling-to-the-death-on-a-clifftop.

@evan Even worse, it makes it sound like the 26th HOPE.

Someone at #FOSSY said they are related to a person who helped write Magnifica Humanitas.

1) please introduce yourself, you said you were on Mastodon.

2) Pope Leo didn't write it?!

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