Ariella @ellabellafull@librem.one

“DRAG SHOWS ARE EVIL! MEN SHOULD NEVER WEAR A BUNCH OF MAKEUP AND DRESS UP IN COSTUMES!”

RT @ZackBornstein@twitter.com

I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ZackBornstein/status/1599919837941493760

Dear reporters, news people, etc.,

The reason you're not getting any reach on Masto is because you rarely interact. You just come here, post your news article, and don't engage with the community.

You will never get reach if you don't interact with people. This is not Twitter. This is not Facebook. If you want this platform to work for you, you have to become a part of the community, not just shout at us and leave. Forget everything you learned in the walled corporate digital gardens.

Who is going to tell the Texans that kids don't become queer by seeing drag shows? Kids become queer by seeing Linda Hamilton do pull-ups in Terminator 2.

@sandofsky
'what problem are you trying to solve by screwing in the light bulb'

'Maybe there is an easier way to accomplish what you are asking.'

'Have you tried IlluminationLibrary'

'Just use flashlights. Light bulbs are absurdly inefficient.'

'I work during the day so I don't need to change bulbs. Have you tried that?'

This question has been closed.
Duplicate question: "How do I open a box"

Q: “How many devs on a message board does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

A: “Why are you trying to do that?”

We Switch you a Merry Christmas.
We Switch you a Merry Christmas.
We Switch you a Merry Christmas,
And an ARPy New Year!

we were so worried about "malware" (software that deliberately spreads and causes harm) that we forgot to protect against "mallware" (software that transforms every single computing experience into a shopping mall) and it took over the world oops

Hey, I'm Stefanie and I make #neonoir #pixelart animations, short films and music videos.

*shuts down laptop*
I think that's enough internet for today

*picks up phone*
Let's see what the pocket sized internet is doing

They really want to be a Twitter alternative, down to the security issues 😅

https://techcrunch.com/2022/12/01/twitter-alternative-hive-shuts-down-its-app-to-fix-critical-security-issues/