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@dutchbarracuda like that, but the bits were the same colour as the rest of the tea. I'm genuinely revolted by my own brain right now

Last night I had a dream that there was a version of tea with bits in, the way there is for orange juice, and if you failed to specify which one you wanted you could end up with the wrong type. And if I have to live with that horrific mental image so do you.

@jesuschris @jik @mhoye aaaaand that's enough internet for one day *throws phone out of the window*

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Fediverse, let's have some fun:

What is the most trivial life lesson you would like to impart to your younger self?

@quixoticgeek dammit, I'm now regretting not choosing maxtodon as a handle

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It's beautiful watching the firehose of the #federated feed just constantly scrolling past, seeing the images, the languages, the mix of everything.
As I'm watching it:
Meme, anime, ukraine, snow, garden, painting, poll, christmas tree, red door, pride & prejudice, canyon in Iraq, tarot, food, Die Hard (it's an xmas movie, shush), cats, cats, toys, cats, fountain, lab.

The languages too, english, japanese, korean, german, polish, french, so many.

It's beautiful.

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Imagine being the person who says to Rishi Sunak:

"I think we can spin this and get people to back you, not the nurses."

With a straight face.

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Tories keep trying at attack strikers by saying it's not fair on 'hard working people'

Nurses, who ARE hard worker ng people only got half an hour with a lazy minister

Nurses literally died working their guts out to save ives after the Tories let Covid run out of control

Tories broke the NHS - deliberately. It is managed decline to then asset strip

willblack-53220.medium.com/cho

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One thing I wish my more fragile fellow white people in the fediverse would at least try to understand is that Black people aren't calling out racism for fun. They call it out because it hurts them, but also because they think it might change something. It's literally an act of trust and vulnerability.

When someone asks you to be better, it's because they think you have it in you to be better. Try to live up to that.

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Thinking about how a single french fry pretty much perfectly encapsulates everything wolves domesticated themselves to access.

Inaccessible vegetable made edible by cultivation and fire, plus grease and salt.

When our doggos eyes bulge out and they tremble with barely controlled hunger for our french fries they're participants in a grand heist going back forty thousand years.

@mhoye fair point, well made. I just consistently wish I'd picked rather less of a dickhead of a male actor to fake a crush on. Keanu Reeves seems like a decent bloke, why couldn't teenage me have picked him? I'm sure there must have been naked women in some of his movies

@jik @mhoye On reflection I don't think I will ask, but thank you

@jik @mhoye I'll probably regret asking this, but what is the reason?

@mhoye also you're just pretending to have a crush on Leonardo Di Caprio because it means you get to watch Titanic a lot and see Kate Winslet without her clothes on, but deep down you already know that

@mhoye You don't really like cappuccinos, you just drink them because you think it's sophisticated

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Racism in academia 

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In today's New York Times a Homeowner Association tried to force a Maryland couple with a native garden to change to a tidy lawn. The complaint was that their garden was "attracting rodents, deer, snakes and bats, and that they were planting shrubs and bushes in no particular order." Yes, in no particular order!

Legal proceedings ensued and there's now a state law forbidding homeowner associations from banning eco-friendly gardens.

nytimes.com/2022/12/14/climate

#biodiversity #gardens #urban #nature

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When they ask "why so much focus on air travel" this is a *big* part of the answer

RT @CarbonBrief@twitter.com

NEW โ€“ Richest people in UK โ€˜use more energy flyingโ€™ than poorest do overall | @Josh_Gabbatiss@twitter.com w/ comment from @baltrusz@twitter.com @martiskainen@twitter.com

Read here: bit.ly/3Wj49zD

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/CarbonBrief/status

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