@mhoye also you're just pretending to have a crush on Leonardo Di Caprio because it means you get to watch Titanic a lot and see Kate Winslet without her clothes on, but deep down you already know that
@mhoye fair point, well made. I just consistently wish I'd picked rather less of a dickhead of a male actor to fake a crush on. Keanu Reeves seems like a decent bloke, why couldn't teenage me have picked him? I'm sure there must have been naked women in some of his movies
@afewbugs That one seems very nontrivial tbh