With apologies to Don McLean, and @kyle cause he’s better at this.
🎼🎵 A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How that twitter used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my shot
That I could make folks follow my bot
And maybe they'd chuckle for a while
But February made me shiver
With every error msg deliver'd.
Failures at the top
I couldn't make myself stop
I can't remember if I tried
When I read about how he divides
But something touched me deep inside
The day... that twitter died.
@Wildbill So bye, bye, using free API
Made a checkmark cost 8 sawbucks, cuz ad revenue's dry
And them good ole bots were posting using AI
Singing this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
Did you retweet posts you love
And do you have faith in Musk above
If the fanboys tell you so?
Now do you believe the election's stole?
Can free speech save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to troll real slow?
@kyle I knew you’d save me at the chorus, brother. 👍🏻