We just hired a 60 year old woman at my day job. As I was helping her with an IT issue, she asked:

"Do you still live at home?"

To which I replied, "with my parents? No."

"Ahh," she said, "are you by yourself?"

"How do you mean?"

"Well, do you have a girlfriend?" She asked.

I proudly replied, "I do, actually."

"Oh! That's good! Well, I'm not hitting on you or anything."

I didn't think she was until she said she wasn't. I'm counting this as the SECOND INSTANCE of her hitting on me. xD