The convo with my tuktuk driver today:

D: You like shopping?
Me: No
D: How about jewelry? Go in two minutes, I get petrol voucher.
Me: No
D: Spices?
Me: Hate them
D: Fabric?
Me: No
D: Dugong
Me: N.. Wait. Dugong? Like the sea cow?
D: Just checking you are listening.