
Box died for about 45 minutes.

I made a joke at
@l0wk3y yesterday that, although I don't have nightmares, a bunch of bad stuff happens in the real world every time I sleep.

...Almost as if I do have nightmares, but they manifest outside instead of inside.

That was a joke.

A JOKE

But I take a 90-minute nap and, unless someone has pwnd FranTech and can power off machines *and* screw up FranTech's management API, *and* they know when I'm asleep...

It's kind of a big coincidence.

I mean, look, this shit almost never happens when I am here. Just when I'm asleep.

I'm forced to conclude that I am some sort of god or there is a weird curse that makes bad things happen in the real world instead of giving me unpleasant dreams.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GODS TOGETHER