Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@igeljaeger @terryenglish
I don't believe that chick is a lefty. she just happened to make one of the worst videos ever made.

@ivesen @shinkaiheigen @sjw loli is jail
loli is jail

@terryenglish oh, I should enable ipv6 at some point...

@mewmew we still love you

sorry about the downtime, that was weird.

current sweetness levels are 56%

(56%) ■■■■■□□□□□

w-why people suddenly started to boost 90d old posts?! Federation timeline is now like a revived graveyard

suya fedi...

😴

@terryenglish shaving head to fight corona chan

I shaved. The itchiness wasnt bearable anymore

Fediverse users are the most lazy people on Earth at utilizing available muting tools.

That could be very true indeed. #image

Mr. Lovenstein
https://www.mrlovenstein.com/

#RoboWaifu

you overdraft bank fee!!!!

@nosleep Sometimes I'm glad I'm not friends with Terry because of hell-threads. Jojo started fucking with me a while back so I have to block him

"Hi, I believe I could assist in bringing your company diversity(tm)!"

"How's that?"

"Well, I'm a transwoman for starters, I'm also a lesbian, although I'm currently pre-op and don't have access to HRT."

"But you dress like a man?"

"Well, I'm also a cross-dresser you see. And I'm trying to be low-key about my LGBT status to avoid discrimination by those evil evil white people. Did I mention I'm not white? I'm jewish. Jewish isn't an ethnicity btw"

"Alright you're hired."

"What about my lack of accrediations? I can't even program anything."

"Well if we barred you for that we'd be a meritocracy and we can't have our company get cancelled on Twitter"



See? It's not so bad to get a job in america these days.