Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@Grandtheftautism
you should teach me 🙏

@FailurePersonified maybe that's why nobody knows how to make a hurricane here, they're all in New Orleans

Here... I have a joke for you a man told me today.

"Why don't baptists have sex standing up?"

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"because they are afraid it might turn into a dance"

I thought it was funny

Who the fuck is buying this shit?
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@igeljaeger @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish

I mean though... I don't like clowns or their towns.

@FailurePersonified @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish if you want clown world, you gotta reproduce clown world style

@igeljaeger @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish

you know, somehow that doesn't make me feel like I want to go to the jerk off building.

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HURRICANE SEASON WOOOO!

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I have reached the end... whoever you are New Orleans man.
I wish i could have met you

@icameheretoawoo @terryenglish donate some sperm and think about all the amazing children youll have that grow up with gay couples

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo you mean lolicons? Bro they HATE 3d! Theyd never touch real kids amirite?

@icameheretoawoo I mean, doesnt it make sense? Esp if your kid is an autist who doesnt get along with other kids, the chances are high.

@icameheretoawoo @terryenglish I gotta step up my game

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo he was the kid

Always think twice before buying a pet when you have young kids yourself. They might want to fuck it one day and become furries

@mewmew me :3

@FailurePersonified you're not really a fedi.absturztau.be person though

@mewmew
well i can be one if you want me to be?

You want to get a shirt that says Taco Bell on it because you want to look like an underpaid and overworked wagecuck? Literally go to goodwill and buy some dude's uniform shirt that used to work there. The shirts they give them and the ones they sell at stores like F21 and Hot Topic are very fucking similar.