Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@terryenglish @Oblivia @Jdogg247 AGRED

that new iOS bootrom exploit tho.

It's nice

mfw i gotta put teh hacker known as 4cham on hold bc important incoming call from the leader of I.N.C.E.L

hey babe @Jdogg247
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@theblessing @endlessmike
STATIC IS GAY!
but beautiful

@Julia @terryenglish @icameheretoawoo @theblessing
You leave your blackest sorrows like an offering at her feet,
She laughs at you behind your back and says that you're a NEET.
If only she'd appreciate all the tears you've cried,
She pushes away the plate and wipes her lips upon your hide.
You gaze upon her, spellbound, mute with sullen desire,
As she gathers up your love notes and throws them on the fire.
Life is hard and life is sad, and most of all, it's long,
And every girl in every town will do you naught but wrong.
-the poet Grand Theft Autism

@Julia @terryenglish @icameheretoawoo @theblessing It's not like everyone who would want them doesn't already have your dox.

@Julia @theblessing gay

@icameheretoawoo
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#nsfw #WoC
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@icameheretoawoo
>3+ billion women
I am not man enough for that.
@Terry
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@icameheretoawoo
That's a lot of breeding fam. It could work across multiple generations of selective breeding, but in just one generation, that's practically impossible.
@Terry

@icameheretoawoo
But I don't have awoo DNA (aka DNAwoo). So what exactly are you suggesting?
@Terry

@Terry
If only I had the tools to create a living Awoo...
@icameheretoawoo

@alyx @icameheretoawoo
Nigger jus make one

I'd pay a fortune for an awoo alarm clock.

@icameheretoawoo would pay several fortunes.
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@icameheretoawoo
Then I'll have to try my best I guess.
@Terry
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@icameheretoawoo
Wait a second... Why do I have to bring real life Awoo girls into this world? You're the Harbinger of Awoo! You're the expert! Why aren't you doing it?!

*whisper* Is your peepee not working?
@Terry