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Joe Biden recalls the time when he fought a breakfast cereal.

#2020

If it's TRULY an ActivityPub then WHERE'S THE BOOZE?!

@DraconianKindness @RUSHIFA @Jdogg247 @LarryFoulke @terryenglish I hear those klonopin make your cock as limp as everything else, Jordan. How will you keep up?
@terryenglish @LarryFoulke @Jdogg247 Him and his daughter, she said she'd spring him from rehab and do his make up if we could get Levar Burton to give her the dark meat.
@MisterRogersSnapped @terryenglish @Jdogg247 And I heard a sound... a horrid sound... like ... several million childhood's just curled up and died inside...
@terryenglish @Jdogg247 so me, you, Mr. McFeely, Henrietta Pussycat, a bottle of gin and some GHB and poppers? Or what we call "wednesday" back in the neighborhood. Whattaya say? :D lol

Carl Benjamin of Swinedon (Sargon of Akkad) is advocating for fellow sub-intelligent pigmen everywhere.

My best friend constantly complains about how he has five girls that only want sex, not a relationship.
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