Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@terryenglish @Jojothegoodperson @Oblivia :(

@terryenglish @GlitchesUnleashed @Oblivia
no no, my crush will be angry, if you likes me then i'll touch him

@Jojothegoodperson @Oblivia Do not touch anybody at any place on their body without explicit permission.

good morning freedom

I like how local timeline looks here.

@absturztaube @a1batross BLABCAT IS BANNED

@absturztaube @a1batross EVERYONE'S A BLOBCAT

@mewmew you probably should write in your ToS that a blobcat as avatar is mandatory

@heterosexual @meowski

Look you can interact with penis all you want, just try to make certain the person attached to it IDs as a woman, then you're straight and good.

Remember, women's penises are bigger. 7 inches or more is female.

@TerminalState I am a peaches and wine extremist

registrations open on blob DOT cat! (and now, we actually have )

@Jojothegoodperson @icameheretoawoo @roka @terryenglish

yes. Least that's what the trannies tell me. Clits are dicks and dicks are clits and everybody loves girlcock.

I'm woke as fuck, i shut the fuck up and believe.

You woke, bro??

@icameheretoawoo @Jojothegoodperson @roka @terryenglish damn that scuks bro. I hope you catch anorexia so you can find it again one day.

@icameheretoawoo @GlitchesUnleashed @Jojothegoodperson @terryenglish *after marriage

@icameheretoawoo @Jojothegoodperson @roka @terryenglish No matter how micro your penis is, you can still play with it all day.

@GlitchesUnleashed @icameheretoawoo @roka @terryenglish
it's called masturbation

@Jojothegoodperson @GlitchesUnleashed @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish hey look, dykes!
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@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo @Jojothegoodperson @GlitchesUnleashed he died as a forty year old virgin and in his dying moment he made a promise to his penis. However little did he realise that his future body would not have a penis. A cruel twist of fate that was.