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@theblessing you better have a cock or else im not gonna follow you
i love this pic so gd much i don't even have words for how much i love these pics like wtf this is thtsjefjfjxrjgrgjtnhthytndrnhntg xfggxgbnjgjngjnkdfjnkxfgkgnkjgnfjknxgfjknxgfjkndfcg
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@mazuba he shorted a power line with a long pole, there was a huge kapow sound and I heard a bunch of generators at a nearby clinic kick on.

I'm not sure what he was trying to do.

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I wish the emojis set for fedi.absturtau.be was the default for emojis set for everything. *sighs* A man can dream...a man can dream. πŸ˜”

@esheep @rick topic of today: mew mew mew mew mew
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I'm really liking Pleroma rather than mastodon. If only they assimilated the mastodon interface into the pleroma interface
@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo
*a sepia-toned, scratchy newsreel plays in a darkened movie theater. A boy in short pants and a newsboy cap finds a racy photograph of a buxom woman baring her breasts in a trash can in a dingy alley. He sits down against a peeling brick wall, putting the photo on the ground beside him. Somberly he pulls the stub of a pencil from behind his ear and carefully draws a penis and a mustache on the woman, while his other hand gropes furtively deep inside his pocket. Hurdy-gurdy music plays faintly in the background*
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