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@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo I'm frequently entertained by homoerotic fantasies. Of course those involving two or more women. Gay stuff nah.
@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo you could say, very loudly, "I want a VIRGIN margarita because I'm a VIRGIN and I only drink things that are PURE like ME!"
@icameheretoawoo is he coming back.. I miss him

also i got your dickdox now.
You aren't off the hook yet!
@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo bet a dude $20 that he can't drink 20 shots of jagermeister in one sitting and then slip out before he's done
@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo order a pint of beer, take a sip, then drop the glass on the ground. Then apologize and order another beer. See how many times they'll serve you before they kick you out.
@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo pay to play pool, then when nobody's looking, hide the 8-ball in a potted plant. Repeat until you have all the 8-balls, ALL OF THEM
@icameheretoawoo
with a dick that well taken care of, and substantial..
IDK it could start a podcast, write a book, and build fuckin' rocks for a job
@Julia @endlessmike @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing
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