Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@FailurePersonified @Julia @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @ililiiiililiilillil you just gotta pick a different bar next time. It doesn't have to be true :)

@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo you could say, very loudly, "I want a VIRGIN margarita because I'm a VIRGIN and I only drink things that are PURE like ME!"

@icameheretoawoo Maybe he found love and said fuck this site?

@icameheretoawoo @ArdanianRight @11112011 you always break my real blackpill blues, awoo!!! :D

@icameheretoawoo Awww you broke his heart.

Awwoo I'm shocked

@icameheretoawoo is he coming back.. I miss him

also i got your dickdox now.
You aren't off the hook yet!

@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo bet a dude $20 that he can't drink 20 shots of jagermeister in one sitting and then slip out before he's done

@icameheretoawoo
I feel you, that happens to me all the time.

BUT YOU CAN'T TRIM IT!
@Julia @endlessmike @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing

@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo order a pint of beer, take a sip, then drop the glass on the ground. Then apologize and order another beer. See how many times they'll serve you before they kick you out.

@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo pay to play pool, then when nobody's looking, hide the 8-ball in a potted plant. Repeat until you have all the 8-balls, ALL OF THEM

@icameheretoawoo @Julia @endlessmike @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing rockets*

@icameheretoawoo
with a dick that well taken care of, and substantial..
IDK it could start a podcast, write a book, and build fuckin' rocks for a job
@Julia @endlessmike @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing

@icameheretoawoo
I would never.

Your dick is safe with me
@Julia @endlessmike @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing

@terryenglish @Julia @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing
AMEN 😩😩

@terryenglish
He's proud that he flashed his propane grill and he won't stop talking about it
@Julia @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing

@ililiiiililiilillil
Nah, but know it's beautiful.
How come awoo isn't getting girls laid left and right?

Oh right, because he on the internet all day
@Julia @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @theblessing

@FailurePersonified @theblessing @Julia @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @ililiiiililiilillil Boy... I'm glad I'm not sending my nudes around the internet so they can haunt me later.

@endlessmike
Awoo's is much more substantial.
@Julia @icameheretoawoo @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing

@Julia @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @ililiiiililiilillil

and there it is, folks


appearing one final time to haunt my friday the 13th

@pry