Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@icameheretoawoo @alyx @kitty @terryenglish And so it was not Jojo that took my brother in the Aooo but Satan who distracted him with lies of W.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KmNrG9pE4&app=desktop

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo @alyx @kitty Socialist mustache man will not repress the Aooo!

fedi: it's like every other social platform in existence, but you can't just move to another one to get away from the bs

@icameheretoawoo @alyx @nerdman frankly I'd awoo like nobodies business

@icameheretoawoo @alyx @kitty That's the spirit! Was it Awoo, in the beginning, or the more simple and perfect Aooo?

@kitty @alyx @icameheretoawoo You know what awoo needs to spread? A schism. Nothing makes religious beliefs spread faster than bloodletting over minutia.

@terryenglish @chumii @deadheat she's overweight tho lol
Also I think she's jsut dating me cuz she arrived in germany 3 weeks ago and doesnt know anybody who speaks english

@nerdman @alyx @icameheretoawoo
> A world where all nouns are "awoo"

@nerdman @alyx @icameheretoawoo The a-woo-lpha and the o-woo-mega

@alyx @icameheretoawoo Are you suggesting that the apocalypse is not awoo itself?

@icameheretoawoo
This makes me wish people could awoo in the apocalypse.
@kitty

@kitty @alyx @icameheretoawoo Awoo is how the apocalypse is averted.

@icameheretoawoo
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@icameheretoawoo There's blue pills for that nowadays.

@icameheretoawoo
What if bad things...
... are actually good things?

@icameheretoawoo maybe you can make a bot that reposts your awos to a japanese lewd instance so it can never be block

make bunposting great again

@icameheretoawoo Your pfp looks like it needs more awoo.

@terryenglish @igeljaeger I legit think about going back to their church and looking into marrying one of their daughters sometimes, even if I'm not a Protestant.

They are also very prosperous because German work ethic.