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Question for you guys- what color do you think Darth Maul's penis is, red or black?

Now I can finally take people screaming about being a fascist seriously. I don't know whether to be happy or scared.

โ€œBart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a week out in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!โ€œ
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Thank you Silicon valley for telling me that Trump is bad instead of letting reality speak for itself. I don't need my reality filtered through the opinion of Silicon valley oligarchs thanks.

@terryenglish Been there twice. Once at the end of a bicycle ride from Seattle to Vancouver (my longest single-day ride ever) and once by train.

I like it there, but could never afford a place there.
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