Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

don't let this happen to you!!
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uuuuugh

@mewmew hold on some people like being abused ok

reminder that vulpine.club has bad moderators/administrators and if you have any self-respect you should join a different instance

Do you consider yourself a "normie"?

Now she's wondering "hold on, I'm of the in group! I ticked all the boxes, I did everything you said, I followed all the rules!"

Direct quote: "But I'm just not the right sort I suppose"

No. You're not. You're better than that. Come to a free fediverse instance. Take control, and if your friends don't follow you, they weren't your friends to begin with.

It is #panorama time! http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1619/26326082066_bac5c3d6d8_k.jpg http://flic.kr/p/G7m41E #photography I feel like lambadalambda and Maiyannah are rivals in some ways.

@cowanon@freespeechextremist.com yes Im gonna send 10 big dick black men and make them rape you like you rape my raspberry pi

Absolutely Unfiltered cutie

Any time someone is saying "If you do not handle this one user, we will suspend the entire instance", they are malicious. Here's the proof:

It is possible to suspend a single remote user.

That's it. QED. Receipts attached.

The threat to suspend the other, potentially thousands, of users on the instance, isn't "protecting myself", it's an attempt at coercion. It's an attempt to moderate *your* instance. You need to ask yourself why they *ever* made that request of you, rather than Clicking The Button.

@r000t @alex @vriska

Are you still using Twitter? Come to the Mastodon Network™, featuring the Fediverse!
Why, what's on there?
I blocked like two thousand people today!
I mean what is on there that you *like* to see?
I...I don't remember. I spend all my time trying to figure out who to block next.
How is this different from what you did on Twitter?
...
Why do you even use these sites if you block everyone?
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Huh, no reply. Must have gone to bed.

#fediblock recommendation! CW: alt-right shitheads, cryptofascists, open fascists, capitalism apologists
I RECOMMEND BLOCKING LIVE TO BLOCK BLOCK TO LIVE

normies gonna crack
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@terryenglish
they crash my phone :(
@cowanon @l0wk3y @shampoobottle @igel @a7 @Dave @anornymorse

@allison @cirno

capitalism is really great, promote a society where people grow obese and affect the poorest, then proceed to do nothing about junk food and charge them obscene amounts of money for healthcare

how long until everything collapses

Huggin a sheep

@sim @rw I like this one.

okay seriously which one of you retards decided to 'propose' a gay pentagram for the 'fediverse' logo