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@ocean The normal way. By putting that hairy little testicle up my ass

on god i need like a Udemy course on how to talk to people like a normal person

Isi summer 2020 preparation check list:

new floof floof hair cut
stockpiling soap bubbles
finally learn how to properly do eyeliner
enough red AND white blood cells
stay hydrated
still study computer science properly!!!

@terryenglish @shampoobottle @shit @cereal @dielan @moonman i think the term for the practice is โ€˜corporate welfareโ€™ - its been going on for a long time in general, people complain about muh socialism when the forbes 500 is propped up by muh socialism.

@terryenglish @shampoobottle @shit @cereal @dielan @moonman ya its pretty annoying hearing people suck them off too - wanna complain about muh socialism look at the people who got almost 2 trillion dollars maybe more so far. Businesses are openly talking about temporarily firing people so they can get government benefits rather than having to pay them themselves as well. Itโ€™s all rather disgusting.

@terryenglish @shit @shampoobottle @cereal @dielan @moonman ya i dont think theres any conspiracy behind covid 19 than people are filthy

Bernie Sanders suspends his campaign for the presidency. The decline of the United States continues unabated.

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