@Ox@terryenglish i'm thinking we should add adult diapers to the armour list, but it might be funnier without them. $1000 a head for front row seats, and if you catch a denture you win a $5000 prize. The WWE can produce the show using student labor from Fullsail University.
@TheMadPirate It should be totally non-controversial that women who intentionally get pregnant against the wishes of the partner via contraceptive sabotage/lying should forfeit said child support.
@terryenglish everybody should drop put except for Sanders and Biden. Then Sanders and Biden should joust for the nomination using mobility scooters and aluminum canes. They can make their armor out of pots and pans, tinfoil, and pillows. $100 pay-per-view, with proceeds going to the DNC. It's the only way to refill their coffers in time for 2024.