Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo I'm just curious if it was one thing or two. Very close to eachother too

@RUSHIFA drincc some freemitherfuckingwater

aw man i just had a intestinal cleaning (Diarrhea) a few mins ago. I'm proper sick.

@igeljaeger Imma gonna sick them on you

We should all go back to ttys and terminal shells.
man I have been convinced.

only half-sarcasm, I love these people.
I lament in a very similar way
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Oh no I posted a semi sexist thing call the police

@icameheretoawoo @LarryFoulke
awoo are you being targeted

@FailurePersonified it is, it's really good, so good you order a second one and then you don't remember how you got home

@Grandtheftautism
that sounds pretty damn good.

Saved for future reference

@FailurePersonified
2 oz. Dark rum
2 oz. Light rum
1 oz. Lime juice
1 oz. Orange juice
Half ounce passionfruit puree
Half ounce simple syrup
Dash of grenadine

Mix it all in a cocktail shaker with ice, strain it into a big glass over more ice, garnish with a cherry and an orange slice, commence getting fucked up in the wind and the rain.

@Grandtheftautism
you should teach me 🙏

@FailurePersonified maybe that's why nobody knows how to make a hurricane here, they're all in New Orleans

Here... I have a joke for you a man told me today.

"Why don't baptists have sex standing up?"

...


"because they are afraid it might turn into a dance"

I thought it was funny

Who the fuck is buying this shit?
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@igeljaeger @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish

I mean though... I don't like clowns or their towns.

@FailurePersonified @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish if you want clown world, you gotta reproduce clown world style

@igeljaeger @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish

you know, somehow that doesn't make me feel like I want to go to the jerk off building.

"
Sun Jun 2 10:00:07 CDT 2019 hurricane season and New Orleans

This is officially hurricane season. New Orleans is officially a coastal
city. Please prepare accordingly.
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HURRICANE SEASON WOOOO!

#nsfw #WoC
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