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@esheep @rick topic of today: mew mew mew mew mew
mew mew
mew mew mew
and mew mew mew mew
I'm really liking Pleroma rather than mastodon. If only they assimilated the mastodon interface into the pleroma interface
@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo
*a sepia-toned, scratchy newsreel plays in a darkened movie theater. A boy in short pants and a newsboy cap finds a racy photograph of a buxom woman baring her breasts in a trash can in a dingy alley. He sits down against a peeling brick wall, putting the photo on the ground beside him. Somberly he pulls the stub of a pencil from behind his ear and carefully draws a penis and a mustache on the woman, while his other hand gropes furtively deep inside his pocket. Hurdy-gurdy music plays faintly in the background*

The most difficult question of our time: what is cuter foxes or cats? If it hurts so badly to answer that question like picking which one of your children get to live that's because it's supposed to.

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo you never know, you could come in and catch him with his pants around his ankles "all I wanted was to get rid of those dang raccoons and now I'm a deviant. You've ruined me. RUINED ME! What will grandma awoo say when she finds out"
@icameheretoawoo @igeljaeger imagine your grandpa running across that folder "I've got some raccoons always rummaging through my trash cans, I could use some traps----OOOHHHHH"
@nosleep @0xDEADBEEF @Azurolu @coolboymew @druid weird. idk man i think girl orgasms are different if you get into the zone they don't stop unless you make it. it's like you unlocked the infinity room full of cummies. just keeps feeling nice and the pleasure just spreads throughout your body over and over like in waves.
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