Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@MisterRogersSnapped that kid cracks me up

"It isn't altruism if your dick's hard." Lt.Corbis

@Julia @FailurePersonified @Grandtheftautism @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @ililiiiililiilillil Still enjoyed. STD gave me an STD. The only good thing is the title. I think someone knew how shit it was going to be and named it that so I could make that easy, retarded joke a billion times, which I will.

@Julia @FailurePersonified @Grandtheftautism @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @ililiiiililiilillil Autumn 2020?? OH NOOOO!

@Julia @FailurePersonified @Grandtheftautism @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @ililiiiililiilillil Now I want the STD finishing with an anti subversion of the boot to the face of humanity forever, except it's a boot on the face of the producers of that travesty.

Speaking of this when are they giving me moar Orville. Now THAT is making star trek great again.

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo @nerdman

right yeah.. that big ol' dickle gonna be hard to get these days 😭

@terryenglish @nerdman @icameheretoawoo
if true..

uh hey... awoo, what are you doing next Saturday?

@icameheretoawoo @Julia @FailurePersonified @Grandtheftautism @endlessmike @ililiiiililiilillil It was a nice subversion of the 2 fingers / 4 fingers from 1984.

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo I'm frequently entertained by homoerotic fantasies. Of course those involving two or more women. Gay stuff nah.

@Julia @Grandtheftautism @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @ililiiiililiilillil

yikes

@Grandtheftautism @Julia @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @ililiiiililiilillil

def chaotic evil

@FailurePersonified @Julia @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo @ililiiiililiilillil you just gotta pick a different bar next time. It doesn't have to be true :)

@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo you could say, very loudly, "I want a VIRGIN margarita because I'm a VIRGIN and I only drink things that are PURE like ME!"

@icameheretoawoo Maybe he found love and said fuck this site?

@icameheretoawoo @ArdanianRight @11112011 you always break my real blackpill blues, awoo!!! :D

@icameheretoawoo Awww you broke his heart.

Awwoo I'm shocked

@icameheretoawoo is he coming back.. I miss him

also i got your dickdox now.
You aren't off the hook yet!

@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo bet a dude $20 that he can't drink 20 shots of jagermeister in one sitting and then slip out before he's done

@icameheretoawoo
I feel you, that happens to me all the time.

BUT YOU CAN'T TRIM IT!
@Julia @endlessmike @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing

@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo order a pint of beer, take a sip, then drop the glass on the ground. Then apologize and order another beer. See how many times they'll serve you before they kick you out.