Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@FailurePersonified @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing @terryenglish

LOL, I open notifications and saw this thread and I have no idea what my post was because Gab is gay about posts not popping up.

I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

@TerminalCreature
Really?
Because this: https://gab.com/TerminalCreature/posts/102769724506801940
shows the thread for me pretty well
@ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing @terryenglish

@terryenglish
I'll get the cables, you get the batteries....
we gotta cook this pig before chowing down!

@ililiiiililiilillil
Well in that case, he may just make people more "conservative" in the process... I'm pretty sure it tastes bad, i've remember reading those cannibal cafe posts where those more experienced in this field then I would explain just how shitty it tasted.
Then they would talk about the boner it gave them.
Sure most were probably LARPfags but the fact there was not one that I remember that said it tasted good? I'll go with urban legend on this one :)

@TerminalCreature @theblessing

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo @yukarihinata3 @ililiiiililiilillil @superfren @BigCums

none; certain mobileposting scum have overrun our instance with plain emoji and as a result we have to be four times as animated and melodramatic to get our points across

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@terryenglish @theblessing @icameheretoawoo @yukarihinata3 @superfren @BigCums Sadly we have none.

@terryenglish @superfren @icameheretoawoo @ililiiiililiilillil @yukarihinata3 @BigCums

terry is secretly kiwi-flavored on the inside 🙊 you ought to just come be a kiwi with us~~~

@GameshowOrc End your whole existence. They can start start continuously trying to get you fired from whatever pathetic, degrading, minimum-wage jobs you can manage to find. You’ll have to get used to mindless, underpaid shitkicking work fit for ex-convicts and drug addicts, because they can ensure every single workplace you ever manage to find yourself in becomes aware of your past history, from misogyny, to holocaust denial, to threatening to gas jews over the internet. If you continue to be employed, they will singlehandedly astroturf your employer with letter-writing campaigns and SEO-bomb their brand name with shocking exposes on the type of people they hire.

And they won’t stop there. They’ll go after your wife. They’ll go after your parents. They’ll go after every single member of your extended family, your friends, and will dox and ruin anyone who so much as leaves you an encouraging message on twitter. They’ll pay to have the graves of your ancestors visited by craigslist whores and pissed on. They’ll devote hours of every day in their worthless, empty lives to making you suffer, and they’ll do this relentlessly for decades, and they’ll call in all their chips and have all of the heaviest hitters on KF join them in this relentless crusade. They’ll turn your entire existence into a never-ending carousel of being fucked with in every way it's possible to anonymously fuck with a person within the confines of the law, and they’ll never, ever stop because they are severely autistic sociopaths with no sense of proportion and nothing better to do with their lives.

Oh shit Dynastia's got my IP. I'm fucked now. Someone warn my mom, tell her to get equifax credit monitoring.

Welp, assuming today is really is the Day of the Rope for Kiwi Farms, it feels like another nail in the coffin for the independent web.

The Internet of the future is in the hands of the Silicon Valley oligopolies (with the only exception being countries within the Sino-Russian sphere, where the Internet there will be dominated by the Sino-Russian oligopolies). No more interesting and weird collections of essays like in the 90’s. No more independent blogs. No more independent web forums (Reddit is going to be as close you are going to get).

The future is as bright as a mushroom cloud.

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@SwordFighterSuper @DuchessOfMars @gladicouldnthelp @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish That is the arms race of the internet, though. Better security means it takes a better hack, then security gets stronger, then a better hack, on and on. Not just us everywhere.

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo @DuchessOfMars @gladicouldnthelp These fag script kiddies nail Jershua on some oversight every couple years or so. It is gay but it will be fine.

@icameheretoawoo @MisterRogersSnapped @DuchessOfMars Over the summer, I changed all my passwords for various accounts with randomly generated passwords, which everybody should do.

@icameheretoawoo @DuchessOfMars @gladicouldnthelp do not worry, my Awoovian friend. The erverlord was saving us from doxing of the doxers, as it were. Might wanna DFE any email connected to the farms and request a new IP. :p

Everything is fine, there is no need to be concerned.
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