Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@Jojothegoodperson @Julia @a7 @a7 @a7 @ddeevviiaanntt @p @sjw @sjw @vix we've got a bookshelf right next to our bed. One night, I check for cats, don't see any, so my wife and I start getting after it. Suddenly she says "STOP! STOP!" so I do, I'm all, "WTF?Are you ok, am I hurting you?" and she's all "LOOK!" and points, up, and the fucking cat is on top of the bookshelf, making eye contact with my wife, glaring at the back of my head and hanging down his front feet like he's about to jump on us. Fucking cockblocked by a cat.

@terryenglish I really love my mom.

@FailurePersonified @endlessmike @alyx @icameheretoawoo Well, that's how he got famous, edgelord stuff

And ain't that the columbine shooters or something?

@terryenglish It's not even hypothetical for me. My mom pretty much always has at least one of them on. Or Rush sometimes.

@coolboymew @alyx @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo yes, edge, much like sex and violence are good replacements for quality or original work

Which is the worse Boomer background noise?

@rw @icameheretoawoo @ice @moonman @terryenglish the girl reading this

@icameheretoawoo @ice @moonman @terryenglish


WOW! Who is she???

@BigCums @icameheretoawoo It's the hair, piercings and tattoos making it worse

@icameheretoawoo you forget that i jacked my dick to your thighs

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc

On the day the sun explodes, these two will gaze blankly forward, unperturbed.

suya..
Fluffy white cat girl animated.…

@icameheretoawoo
Not really
@moonman @terryenglish

@terryenglish
I don't remember all I remember she had red hair and black clothes
@moonman @icameheretoawoo

@icameheretoawoo She did nude photoshoots?

@moonman Sorry, but this is hilarious.

I had a nightmare that I was back in school and I had to learn everyone's pronouns

>you will never grow up in 1915
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