Got me a sudden urge to find a woman, maybe even the first one I see when I walk out the door, dress her up like a sheep, call her my Lambchop, and guide her about the town by her snatch like a proper ventriloquist.

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 01, 2019, 04:44

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 01, 2019, 04:44

Sep 01, 2019, 04:44

Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

I need some help Jordan. I could use another pair of hands...

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**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 01, 2019, 04:08

Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 boosted

**Hypnotize Feminists** @alcade@freespeechextremist.com · Sep 01, 2019, 04:08

Sep 01, 2019, 04:08

Hypnotize Feminists @alcade@freespeechextremist.com

@terryenglish @PussySlayer
Shooting Gun Cake_445x410.jpg

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**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 01, 2019, 04:05

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 01, 2019, 04:05

Sep 01, 2019, 04:05

Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

I don't know why everyone talks shit about the #YouTube comments section. I like reading the comments there. Angry people yelling whatever crazy shit comes to their deranged minds. What's not to like?

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 01, 2019, 03:54

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**Lost in Manhattan Edition** @agni@freespeechextremist.com · Sep 01, 2019, 03:54

Sep 01, 2019, 03:54

Lost in Manhattan Edition @agni@freespeechextremist.com

@alcade @PussySlayer Top cringe porn, holy shit I got goosebumps.

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 01, 2019, 03:53

Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 boosted

**Hypnotize Feminists** @alcade@freespeechextremist.com · Sep 01, 2019, 03:53

Sep 01, 2019, 03:53

Hypnotize Feminists @alcade@freespeechextremist.com

@PussySlayer these douchebags:

(sorry, I don't know their gab usernames)
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**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 01, 2019, 03:43

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**Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀** @alyx@gameliberty.club · Sep 01, 2019, 03:43

Sep 01, 2019, 03:43

Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

@1iceloops123
Everything coming out of Zoe's mouth is either an idiots dick or a lie.
@Dolus @roka @vix

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 01, 2019, 03:30

Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 boosted

a7 @a7@freespeechextremist.com · Sep 01, 2019, 03:30

Sep 01, 2019, 03:30

a7 @a7@freespeechextremist.com

@lumi @alexa
Noam Chomsky- Federated Decentr…

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**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 01, 2019, 03:04

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**Mike Hellstrom** @endlessmike@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 01, 2019, 03:04

Sep 01, 2019, 03:04

Mike Hellstrom @endlessmike@kiwifarms.cc

@PussySlayer Highly inappropriate. That is neither straight nor something to be proud of.

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 01, 2019, 03:08

Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 boosted

**iceloops 🚬** @1iceloops123@shitposter.club · Sep 01, 2019, 03:08

Sep 01, 2019, 03:08

iceloops 🚬 @1iceloops123@shitposter.club

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**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 01, 2019, 03:07

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**HonkeyKong** @HonkeyKong@freespeechextremist.com · Sep 01, 2019, 03:07

Sep 01, 2019, 03:07

HonkeyKong @HonkeyKong@freespeechextremist.com

@PussySlayer okay I'm rooting for Boston AntiFa now

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 01, 2019, 03:02

Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 boosted

**Mike Hellstrom** @endlessmike@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 01, 2019, 03:02

Sep 01, 2019, 03:02

Mike Hellstrom @endlessmike@kiwifarms.cc

@PussySlayer Holy shit. Is that a Sargon hug pillow?

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 01, 2019, 03:06

Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 boosted

**iceloops 🚬** @1iceloops123@shitposter.club · Sep 01, 2019, 03:06

Sep 01, 2019, 03:06

iceloops 🚬 @1iceloops123@shitposter.club

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 01, 2019, 02:56

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 01, 2019, 02:56

Sep 01, 2019, 02:56

Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

Uh oh. My depraved sugar lust is taking hold...

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 01, 2019, 02:24

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**peptostate** @peptostate@jorts.horse · Sep 01, 2019, 02:24

Sep 01, 2019, 02:24

peptostate @peptostate@jorts.horse

The Joker movie except it's about a dad whose kids mock the boomer memes he posts on facebook until he becomes a twisted antihero known as "The Poster."

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