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@MisterRogersSnapped
After much thinking and consideration, I've finally seen the error in my ways.
As a sign of my repentance and an offer of peace, I give you this.
I am awoo sorry.

youtube.com/watch?v=eGslweDOih
@ideepakmathur @BigCums @nerdman @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish @kitty

@icameheretoawoo
No brother. I've seen a truth well beyond the false awoo. I have seen beyond the veil that your awoo has blinded us for so long.
@ideepakmathur @BigCums @nerdman @terryenglish @kitty

@terryenglish @alyx @kitty @MisterRogersSnapped @icameheretoawoo Oh crap. It's like 3AM for me. I have to go sleep but remember, every time you blink, Aooo sounds in your ear.
@MisterRogersSnapped @alyx @icameheretoawoo @ideepakmathur @kitty @terryenglish
That word that you speak. It has a W. A W is an inverted M. Inverted. Like a trap who is gay..

I think you get chucked off a crane for that. Damn, we should have discussed these things before schisming. Oh well.

@icameheretoawoo
He embraces lies out of ignorance. But you, you should have known better. But no worry, soon enough you will meet the Great Aooo in person. And then you'll regret your blasphemous ways.
@ideepakmathur @nerdman @MisterRogersSnapped @terryenglish @kitty

@kitty @alyx @MisterRogersSnapped @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish

> Google
You use the tools of the devil, get the restults of the devil. Aooo is within, not without.
@alyx @terryenglish @icameheretoawoo @nerdman @MisterRogersSnapped I mean honestly, if you google "aooo" then you get nothing even resembling anything worth worshipping. "Awoo" is where it's at.

@MisterRogersSnapped
You might win this battle, but you'll never be able to silence Aooo, since Aooo is truth, and truth is eternal.
@nerdman @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish @kitty

@icameheretoawoo I don't even feel the wind of your fist as I utter...

Aooo

... then dodge like a straight man dodges a trap.
It would seem that someone telling me that my pfp is overly caffeinated has started a war about awoo.

An awooar.
@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo Yes. Aooo isn't a desert religion afraid of anal exploration.
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