Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@terryenglish @kitty @alyx @icameheretoawoo See? Schisms WORK. This is my postulate. Hopefully someone will be able to carry this forward because I've already dropped a w instead of an o a couple of times already. Retards don't make good pastors.

@terryenglish
Not quickly enough if you ask me. This schism and Great War of Aooo was a long time coming.

Repent you Awoo blasphemers!
@kitty @icameheretoawoo @nerdman

@terryenglish @nerdman @icameheretoawoo @alyx @kitty It is Awoo. It was always Awoo. It shall forever be Awoo. The Aooites will fall like huweat in front of a scythe.

"The Awoo is my shepherd; I shall not lose my W. Her ears and her hat, they comfort me. She maketh me lie down in soft comforters; she restoreth my soul..."

@icameheretoawoo @alyx @nerdman @terryenglish MAGA: Make Awoo Great Again?

@alyx @icameheretoawoo @kitty @terryenglish I think burning at the stake is appropriate and since we're all evolved individuals in touch with nature we'd consume the resulting roast, lest it go to waste.

And no, it's not cannibalism, because catholics get away with that "body of Christ" nonsense.

@icameheretoawoo Gablins don't block me because the purity of Aooo makes it so they don't even see me.

@terryenglish god, I miss LAN parties

@terryenglish where's the neckbear- oh there he is, how did I miss that?

@icameheretoawoo @alyx @kitty @terryenglish And so it was not Jojo that took my brother in the Aooo but Satan who distracted him with lies of W.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KmNrG9pE4&app=desktop

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo @alyx @kitty Socialist mustache man will not repress the Aooo!

fedi: it's like every other social platform in existence, but you can't just move to another one to get away from the bs

@icameheretoawoo @alyx @nerdman frankly I'd awoo like nobodies business

@icameheretoawoo @alyx @kitty That's the spirit! Was it Awoo, in the beginning, or the more simple and perfect Aooo?

@kitty @alyx @icameheretoawoo You know what awoo needs to spread? A schism. Nothing makes religious beliefs spread faster than bloodletting over minutia.

@terryenglish @chumii @deadheat she's overweight tho lol
Also I think she's jsut dating me cuz she arrived in germany 3 weeks ago and doesnt know anybody who speaks english

@nerdman @alyx @icameheretoawoo
> A world where all nouns are "awoo"

@nerdman @alyx @icameheretoawoo The a-woo-lpha and the o-woo-mega

@alyx @icameheretoawoo Are you suggesting that the apocalypse is not awoo itself?

@icameheretoawoo
This makes me wish people could awoo in the apocalypse.
@kitty