Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...

i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.

please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!

@sjw No, never.

Now that there's thread-muting, there's almost no one begging to be untagged.

I feel like it's not a proper hellthread without the screams of the damned.

As this Left Handed Peoples Day comes to a close I'd just like to put some last minute Fuck You shoutouts to;

-Erasable pens

-Three ring binders

-Desks in High School

-Desks in College

-Rifles in general for making me pay extra so I dont eat casings

-chainsaws for not coming in left handed variants which I am convinced contributes mightily to Lefties living, on avg, 7 years less than Righties.

-Zeus for making the Left hand the underhand/evil hand because he hid the sickle/sword in his left hand before decapitating Cronus. Dick.

Gooooooooooooooos morning friends meow!

@terryenglish The server itself is REALLY old, the UPS is old but hasn't been used yet.
I'm just happy the noise has gone :)

Testing new location for the file/homeserver.
This is very messy rn, I had to be quiet because everybody is sleeping.
Broomclosets are awesome.
I'll monitor the temperature over the next few days, hopefully there aren't any problems.
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SJWs are worse than antifa. Bear with me on this. You can avoid antifa by allowing the country to descend into ruin, staying out of politics.

Not so for SJWs. They enforce their speech codes on completely powerless apolitical normies. On your racist uncle, on the drunken blue collar worker, on the IT department shitlord.

They are filthy Stasi rats of the first order.

Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right.

TIL what Godwin's Law is.

FSE U is turning out to be a fine educational investment.

@p Crucifixions all around, then.

@absturztaube

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Remember: Fedilab didnt do anything wrong and the dev has no ties to Gab. He doesnt even like Gab, he just thinks blocking at that layer is ineffective and does nothing for anyone.

People keep doubling down that its nazi software and they are just waiting for normal, rational people to stop caring and making fun of them. Once that happens they will control the narrative and their rediculous allegations will become the history that is remembered

@terryenglish it’s okay if it gets the job done!

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@terryenglish it's a wonderful keyboard!
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