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Børge Bakken, a criminologist at the Australian National University, said in 2018: "President Xi Jinping's regime is very nervous about everything. So they are cracking down on LGBT events, not particularly because these people are gay, but because they see their organising as a potential threat.
Better watch out, jojo
Better watch out, jojo
What does the "moe" mean in niu.moe?
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Just looking at it from all the angles 😳
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@FailurePersonified
Maybe Blessing is the illegal and he's trying to entrap her 😲
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@terryenglish @8oSpades @LarryFoulke @theblessing
he wants her to work for the government.
Clearly he is but a monster and should be treated as such
he wants her to work for the government.
Clearly he is but a monster and should be treated as such
@FailurePersonified
She's too nice though to tell a guy to fuck off in even a round about way though ☺️
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@theblessing
You should probably tell him to try switching to men. Gay men may find his autism more charming.
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@terryenglish he hasn’t figured out that to attract the ladies, you’re supposed to say you HAVE a good job...
@theblessing
You get all the power in that relationship 😈
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@theblessing I think your friend is a bot now, otherwise they're the perfect people for MLM scams and and scams in general.
I probably wouldn't even bother responding honestly.
I probably wouldn't even bother responding honestly.
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@theblessing
He just wants you to get a real job woman!
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i still haven’t responded because i just have no idea what to say to that
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so over the weekend i texted this dude who said he might potentially want to possibly go on a date sometime
he responded the same day and said, “hey blessing, good to hear from you. you should check out usajobs.gov, they have a bunch of great jobs there”
uh.. so i didn’t respond cause like.. okay? why are you telling me this?
he sent me another text yesterday. “hey blessing, just wondering if you checked out usajobs.gov yet?”
...this is my dating life.
he responded the same day and said, “hey blessing, good to hear from you. you should check out usajobs.gov, they have a bunch of great jobs there”
uh.. so i didn’t respond cause like.. okay? why are you telling me this?
he sent me another text yesterday. “hey blessing, just wondering if you checked out usajobs.gov yet?”
...this is my dating life.
No @Julia@kiwifarms.cc scrotum pics in my feed? Guess the first taste was free and I have to find his Snapchat for more. 🤷♂️
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@terryenglish i was the first person to contact him once he joined fedi. I sent him goatse!
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