@FailurePersonified @LarryFoulke @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish My fap is for the health of the people around me, man. I am already a ball of energy, build up too much baby batter and I am a fire hazard, lol.

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 23, 2019, 05:18

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 23, 2019, 05:18

Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@FailurePersonified Sometimes it's important to exchange fapping notes. @LarryFoulke @MisterRogersSnapped @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 23, 2019, 05:17

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 23, 2019, 05:17

Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@alyx Clearly Tulsi is the one to vote for. Did you even see how hot she is? @yang @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 23, 2019, 05:15

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**Failure_Personified** @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 23, 2019, 05:15

Failure_Personified @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc

@MisterRogersSnapped @LarryFoulke @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish
ooooh i didn't need the mental image.

Why you fappin' and not putting your energy into something productive fam?
(it's for your health)

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 23, 2019, 05:11

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**Alyx Vance** @alyx@jpop.club · Sep 23, 2019, 05:11

Alyx Vance @alyx@jpop.club

@icameheretoawoo
Can I vote for Chaos incarnate? Politics everywhere seems to be so messed up, that nothing else seems worth my vote.
@yang

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 23, 2019, 05:14

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**MisterRogersSnapped** @MisterRogersSnapped@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 23, 2019, 05:14

MisterRogersSnapped @MisterRogersSnapped@kiwifarms.cc

@FailurePersonified @terryenglish @LarryFoulke @icameheretoawoo Oh I am just fucking around, mate. I finished this fap back at storytime. Now I am just plying my trade.

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 23, 2019, 05:12

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**Failure_Personified** @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 23, 2019, 05:12

Failure_Personified @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc

@terryenglish @LarryFoulke @MisterRogersSnapped @icameheretoawoo Oh well in that case, carry on.

Minor delusional thinking never hurt anyone ❤️

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 23, 2019, 05:11

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 23, 2019, 05:11

Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@FailurePersonified Hey I'm trying to be nice and give him false hope here. @LarryFoulke @MisterRogersSnapped @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 23, 2019, 05:09

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**Failure_Personified** @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 23, 2019, 05:09

Failure_Personified @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 23, 2019, 05:09

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**MisterRogersSnapped** @MisterRogersSnapped@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 23, 2019, 05:09

MisterRogersSnapped @MisterRogersSnapped@kiwifarms.cc

@terryenglish @FailurePersonified @LarryFoulke @icameheretoawoo It is a pretty damned big rock. No wonder she did a cover of "Diamonds are a girls best friend."

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 23, 2019, 05:07

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**Andrew Yang** @yang@freespeechextremist.com · Sep 23, 2019, 05:07

Andrew Yang @yang@freespeechextremist.com

Looks like Fediverse aren't big fans of Biden 😆 😆
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**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 23, 2019, 05:08

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 23, 2019, 05:08

Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

@MisterRogersSnapped Good thing marriage means about as much to Christians as it does to anybody else 😉 @FailurePersonified @LarryFoulke @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc