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i make sure my hair always dangles in front for maximum boob framing appeal

@Jojothegoodperson
That's a pretty wicked title for him. He should put that on his business cards. ๐Ÿ˜
@moonshine

@moonshine @terryenglish but where's the adjustable pole that comes with??? You're not out of the woods yet; there's still a chance he was role-playing as a sexy fox-girl (in the woods).

@pry@niu.moe
Dude you gotta keep the blood sugar up. I'm the same way. If I haven't eaten in a long while my mood gets really bad.

@moonshine
No worries ๐Ÿ˜. Of course I guess it could be used for multiple things...

@terryenglish that makes sense ! and explains the weird smelling dust i inhaled when i picked it up. thanks ! <3

@moonshine
You use it to clean the dust from your window blinds. He was probably just cleaning up.

@colonelj @theblessing @terryenglish I think this is the kind of neighborhood where they can report you for not being loud enough.
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