@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo you could say, very loudly, "I want a VIRGIN margarita because I'm a VIRGIN and I only drink things that are PURE like ME!"

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 14, 2019, 05:29

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**Failure_Personified** @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 14, 2019, 05:29

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Failure_Personified @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc

@icameheretoawoo Maybe he found love and said fuck this site?

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 14, 2019, 05:28

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**MisterRogersSnapped** @MisterRogersSnapped@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 14, 2019, 05:28

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MisterRogersSnapped @MisterRogersSnapped@kiwifarms.cc

@icameheretoawoo @ArdanianRight @11112011 you always break my real blackpill blues, awoo!!! :D

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 14, 2019, 05:28

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 14, 2019, 05:28

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@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc 😍 @11112011 @ArdanianRight

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 14, 2019, 05:24

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**Failure_Personified** @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 14, 2019, 05:24

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Failure_Personified @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc

@icameheretoawoo Awww you broke his heart.

Awwoo I'm shocked

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 14, 2019, 05:22

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**Failure_Personified** @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 14, 2019, 05:22

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Failure_Personified @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc

@icameheretoawoo is he coming back.. I miss him

also i got your dickdox now.
You aren't off the hook yet!

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 14, 2019, 05:22

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**Hombre Lego Mexicano** @Grandtheftautism@freespeechextremist.com · Sep 14, 2019, 05:22

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Hombre Lego Mexicano @Grandtheftautism@freespeechextremist.com

@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo bet a dude $20 that he can't drink 20 shots of jagermeister in one sitting and then slip out before he's done

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 14, 2019, 05:22

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 14, 2019, 05:22

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@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc Ethan Ralph problems. (at least it would be if he had a larger penis) @FailurePersonified @Julia@kiwifarms.cc @endlessmike @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 14, 2019, 05:16

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**Failure_Personified** @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 14, 2019, 05:16

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Failure_Personified @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc

@icameheretoawoo
I feel you, that happens to me all the time.

BUT YOU CAN'T TRIM IT!
@Julia @endlessmike @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 14, 2019, 05:18

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**Hombre Lego Mexicano** @Grandtheftautism@freespeechextremist.com · Sep 14, 2019, 05:18

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Hombre Lego Mexicano @Grandtheftautism@freespeechextremist.com

@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo order a pint of beer, take a sip, then drop the glass on the ground. Then apologize and order another beer. See how many times they'll serve you before they kick you out.

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 14, 2019, 05:16

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 14, 2019, 05:16

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@Julia@kiwifarms.cc I like to stare at the wall and pretend I'm somewhere else. @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc @ililiiiililiilillil

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 14, 2019, 05:14

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**Hombre Lego Mexicano** @Grandtheftautism@freespeechextremist.com · Sep 14, 2019, 05:14

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Hombre Lego Mexicano @Grandtheftautism@freespeechextremist.com

@Julia @ililiiiililiilillil @FailurePersonified @endlessmike @icameheretoawoo pay to play pool, then when nobody's looking, hide the 8-ball in a potted plant. Repeat until you have all the 8-balls, ALL OF THEM

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 14, 2019, 05:14

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**Failure_Personified** @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 14, 2019, 05:14

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Failure_Personified @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc

@icameheretoawoo @Julia @endlessmike @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing rockets*

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** · Sep 14, 2019, 05:14

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**Failure_Personified** @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 14, 2019, 05:14

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Failure_Personified @FailurePersonified@kiwifarms.cc

@icameheretoawoo
with a dick that well taken care of, and substantial..
IDK it could start a podcast, write a book, and build fuckin' rocks for a job
@Julia @endlessmike @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing