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@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo @yukarihinata3 @ililiiiililiilillil @superfren @BigCums

none; certain mobileposting scum have overrun our instance with plain emoji and as a result we have to be four times as animated and melodramatic to get our points across

@theblessing
How many adorable custom emojis does your instance have? 😉
@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc @yukarihinata3 @ililiiiililiilillil @superfren @BigCums

@terryenglish @superfren @icameheretoawoo @ililiiiililiilillil @yukarihinata3 @BigCums

terry is secretly kiwi-flavored on the inside 🙊 you ought to just come be a kiwi with us~~~

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
Good. So this isn't the death of the Internet then? What a relief 😅
@yukarihinata3 @ililiiiililiilillil @superfren @BigCums @theblessing

@superfren
Is the site down for good then? At least you guys have the Fedi. 😊 We'll welcome the . Diversity is our strength and all that .
@BigCums @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc @ililiiiililiilillil @theblessing @yukarihinata3

@GameshowOrc End your whole existence. They can start start continuously trying to get you fired from whatever pathetic, degrading, minimum-wage jobs you can manage to find. You’ll have to get used to mindless, underpaid shitkicking work fit for ex-convicts and drug addicts, because they can ensure every single workplace you ever manage to find yourself in becomes aware of your past history, from misogyny, to holocaust denial, to threatening to gas jews over the internet. If you continue to be employed, they will singlehandedly astroturf your employer with letter-writing campaigns and SEO-bomb their brand name with shocking exposes on the type of people they hire.

And they won’t stop there. They’ll go after your wife. They’ll go after your parents. They’ll go after every single member of your extended family, your friends, and will dox and ruin anyone who so much as leaves you an encouraging message on twitter. They’ll pay to have the graves of your ancestors visited by craigslist whores and pissed on. They’ll devote hours of every day in their worthless, empty lives to making you suffer, and they’ll do this relentlessly for decades, and they’ll call in all their chips and have all of the heaviest hitters on KF join them in this relentless crusade. They’ll turn your entire existence into a never-ending carousel of being fucked with in every way it's possible to anonymously fuck with a person within the confines of the law, and they’ll never, ever stop because they are severely autistic sociopaths with no sense of proportion and nothing better to do with their lives.
Oh shit Dynastia's got my IP. I'm fucked now. Someone warn my mom, tell her to get equifax credit monitoring.

The death of the "real" Web 

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help.
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@ililiiiililiilillil
We should probably start by eating this guy. I wonder if he'd still advocate for such a dumb idea then 😉. As if Sweden needs anymore reasons to have the world think their country is brain-dead.
@TerminalCreature @FailurePersonified @theblessing

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