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@nerdman
At the very least give a content warning: eye cancer.
@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc

@icameheretoawoo Don't post these here or Aooo will not spare you!

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc It can have the same affect that ring of power had on Smeagol. [Insert Tolkien Reference Here] @colonelj @coolboymew

@Loki So this is what came of all those videos of women fucking horses. ๐Ÿค” @sjw @Julia@kiwifarms.cc @coolboymew @Epsiloco @Umi@pl.smuglo.li

May cause blindness 

@coolboymew Jeezus Christ! Is that a penis or an anti-aircraft gun?! @Julia@kiwifarms.cc @Epsiloco @sjw @Umi@pl.smuglo.li

@Jojothegoodperson @Julia @a7 @a7 @a7 @ddeevviiaanntt @p @sjw @sjw @vix we've got a bookshelf right next to our bed. One night, I check for cats, don't see any, so my wife and I start getting after it. Suddenly she says "STOP! STOP!" so I do, I'm all, "WTF?Are you ok, am I hurting you?" and she's all "LOOK!" and points, up, and the fucking cat is on top of the bookshelf, making eye contact with my wife, glaring at the back of my head and hanging down his front feet like he's about to jump on us. Fucking cockblocked by a cat.
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