Also Named Bort 🇨🇦 @terryenglish@librem.one

It's the year 2030.

An entire industry exists providing social media management, and management solutions, that automate tasks like properly celebrating every month and week as mandated, or as needed to target your customer base.

AI scans every outbound post from support agents, to keep disgruntled or clueless employees from ruining your social credit score. It also assists those support agents in making sure that language banned on Monday isn't accidentally used in support tickets on Tuesday for a company shutdown by Wednesday.

"gays shouldn't exist because aids and I don't want aids and I don't want them spreading their aids or giving me aids"

*one mask mandate later*

"It's my God given right as an American citizen to spew virus at you."

@terryenglish @theblessing @11112011 Blitz got busted for copypasta.

But there are a lotta fun people around these parts.

#cuteposting https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/92459549

Everything is cute with custom emojis

A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce the devil.
Replied Voltaire, "This is no time to make new enemies."

http://archive.linux.or.jp/general/gallery.html

this shit is kawaii

@ocean pumkcofe

s i p

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Stay classy, Canada 🍁
https://nypost.com/2021/08/31/man-urinates-on-dairy-queen-counter-over-mask-policy/amp/

I made this in 2008