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I got sick again (gross) 

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Jes  

I got sick again (gross) 

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Failure_Personified  
@igeljaeger Imma gonna sick them on you
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Failure_Personified  
We should all go back to ttys and terminal shells.
man I have been convinced.

only half-sarcasm, I love these people.
I lament in a very similar way
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ζ‚ͺ役むーゲル  
Oh no I posted a semi sexist thing call the police
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@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc Fucking racist-ass JoJo going after awoos. What a sack of shit. @fluffy @LarryFoulke

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touch fluffy tail (Heroic) :verified:  
@icameheretoawoo @LarryFoulke
awoo are you being targeted :angry_cirno:
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My follows aren't consistent across all accounts again. God dammit.

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Hombre Lego Mexicano  
@FailurePersonified it is, it's really good, so good you order a second one and then you don't remember how you got home
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Failure_Personified  
@Grandtheftautism
that sounds pretty damn good.

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Hombre Lego Mexicano  
@FailurePersonified
2 oz. Dark rum
2 oz. Light rum
1 oz. Lime juice
1 oz. Orange juice
Half ounce passionfruit puree
Half ounce simple syrup
Dash of grenadine

Mix it all in a cocktail shaker with ice, strain it into a big glass over more ice, garnish with a cherry and an orange slice, commence getting fucked up in the wind and the rain.
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Failure_Personified  
@Grandtheftautism
you should teach me πŸ™
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Hombre Lego Mexicano  
@FailurePersonified maybe that's why nobody knows how to make a hurricane here, they're all in New Orleans
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Failure_Personified  
Here... I have a joke for you a man told me today.

"Why don't baptists have sex standing up?"

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"because they are afraid it might turn into a dance"

I thought it was funny
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Comfy :verified:  
Who the fuck is buying this shit?
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@igeljaeger @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc @FailurePersonified
Julia Louis-Dreyfus has clown sex

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@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc πŸ˜‚ @igeljaeger @FailurePersonified

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Failure_Personified  
@igeljaeger @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish

I mean though... I don't like clowns or their towns.
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@igeljaeger Clown sex. You just know it involves a coconut cream pie. @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc @FailurePersonified

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@FailurePersonified @icameheretoawoo @terryenglish if you want clown world, you gotta reproduce clown world style
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