@xj9 Holy *shit*. I could only make it about half of the way through that slideshow before I started vomiting through my eyes somehow. I now need to seek medical attention. (I may be the first documented case of spontaneous projectile eye-vomiting, but I hope that the doctors can do something about this.)

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a7 @a7@freespeechextremist.com · Sep 21, 2019, 00:43

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**Jes** @Jessica@fedi.absturztau.be · Sep 21, 2019, 00:44

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**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 21, 2019, 00:46

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 21, 2019, 00:46

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@Jessica

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**Jes** @Jessica@fedi.absturztau.be · Sep 21, 2019, 00:42

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I love you all!
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**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 21, 2019, 00:46

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 21, 2019, 00:46

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@Jdogg247
I'll cut him some slack and wash his penis for him. 🤪

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**jdogg247** @Jdogg247@freespeechextremist.com · Sep 21, 2019, 00:43

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Should have just cleaned his room:
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**Dee** @Dee@fedi.underscore.world · Sep 20, 2019, 22:42

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Whenever I'm handling a microsd card I'm always afraid I'll accidentally eat it.

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**マルスの姫** @DuchessOfMars@freespeechextremist.com · Sep 20, 2019, 22:29

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**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 20, 2019, 20:44

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 20, 2019, 20:44

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@JessicaPin
It was probably a mistake to use Gab Social as the base for your software.
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**combfy blabkat** @a1batross@blob.cat · Sep 20, 2019, 17:45

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**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 20, 2019, 15:41

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 20, 2019, 15:41

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Is there anything more Canadian than bringing a 50 pack box of Timbits into work? Maybe if I did it in one of those stupid red Mountie uniforms 🤔

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 20, 2019, 14:09

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 20, 2019, 14:09

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**Blessing✨** @theblessing@kiwifarms.cc · Sep 20, 2019, 14:07

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@terryenglish just wanted to make you proud, anon T^T

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 20, 2019, 13:43

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 20, 2019, 13:43

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@theblessing
The important thing is that you're eating something. Cigarettes aren't food ☹️

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 20, 2019, 06:13

**Also Named Bort 🇨🇦** @terryenglish@librem.one · Sep 20, 2019, 06:13

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#irony
Bill Gates: Don't Break Up Tech Giants, It Won't Stop Anticompetitive Behavior - Slashdot

dryriver shares a report from ZDNet: Speaking with Bloomberg, Microsoft co-founder Gates said it is better to regulate big tech companies. Breaking them up will simply result in two companies indulging in bad behavior. "I don't know the last time a company was broken up but you have to really think...

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/19/09/19/2217214/bill-gates-dont-break-up-tech-giants-it-wont-stop-anticompetitive-behavior?