Video games mkutra'd my brain
Twitter e-thots drove me insane
And the coomers make me want to self immolate

I shaved my beard and washed behind my ears
Undercut my hair and drowned in beer
But chemicals can't take away my hate

I bought suits that must be dry cleaned
My comb took on a pomade sheen
And I bitch about all the things that I despise

Dropped my backpack for a brief case
Tried to redpill my mom on race
Taking everything serious until my demise

I'm an internet war veteran
Pol PTSD in my system turned me hessian
I'm an internet war veteran
I'm learning some hard lessons

Lmmfao :)