i woke up in the middle of the night last night and both of my calves were cramping up horribly.. i could barely move my feet. and now my arm is all crampy and twitchy. am i dying, anon @.@

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@theblessing I think you need to drink MOAR WATER. I think. Take it as coming from a retard on the internet but that's supposed to help.
@nerdman thank you, moron. in response i have done eight swallows of water. this appears to be my limit. @.@
@theblessing A "swallow" is not a metric or imperial measure of volume. You need to be precise when citing measures, madam.
@nerdman once i find some measuring spoons i will report back to you, sir
@theblessing Measuring spoons? That don't sound very precise, but they will do. Carry on and hope you don't cramp up anymore. Sucks when that happens.
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@nerdman It's the worst when it happens during a really comfy, deep sleep. Oh goody horrible pain instead of sleep. I so wanted this. @theblessing

@terryenglish @theblessing I know what you mean. This has happened to me recently. I've been drinking so much water I'm kind of pissing like a horse.
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