@icameheretoawoo @terryenglish I might send her fan mail.

@MisterRogersSnapped Do it. Seduce her with beautiful words. @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo "hey bb, me, you, jesus, donatello the ninja turtles toy bostaff, some peppermint schnapps and a george lincoln rockwell audiobook? Whattaya say?"

@MisterRogersSnapped How religious is she? You just know the more religious the crazier in bed. Alcohol is a great idea. If she's Catholic she can just ask for forgiveness after. They love that shit. @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo she is one of those charismatic evangelicals, from the show theme, at least

@MisterRogersSnapped Not only is she gorgeous but charming too? God I think I just felt my crotch melt. @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc

@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo not gonna lie when she was singing I felt moved... By the spirit, so to speak.

@MisterRogersSnapped That's good because the next question is how much blah blahing about Jesus are you willing to put up with to be with someone like her? @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc