Simba @simba@librem.one

Maybe at some point in every person's life, they realize they should have gotten a career in porn as a camera operator.

Today I saw a video "Climate Change: When will everything collapse?"

I thought about the subtext, in this case "everything" would be a chunk of ice, the last chunk of ice to fall off a melting iceberg or similar, which would push the earth past the point of no return. Humans would no longer be able to reverse the effects.

I wish we could have a going away party for "Everything", champaign and decor, as the destruction of the human race drops into the ocean like so many whiskey glasses.

The reason was you.

According to The Good Place, Stonehenge is also a sex thing.

personally I think it's just a bunch of stupid rocks in a circle.

TIL Batman is secretly a sex thing.

those distant feelings you think are pleasant are actually the raped body reactions to intense pain inflicted by real people on real victims in real places for the sole purpose of milking those very feelings.

"thanks piggy, we'll take all of the good stuff, and leave you with the shit-shakes."

your life is a lie and then you die and then nothing. And they have successfully raped everything that might have been, from everyone's time around the world.

DESTINY:

Dest,in,y: Destroy In Y (1/0, self, easy moving on)

Division, 4/2/1, similar number of letters, but one off.

The alphabet is loaded with hell and murder. Your number system describes systems of hell.

I'm not sorry.

I'm leaving, I don't belong in hell.

500 year old humans would look like a bag of sand poured into a transluencent non-water liquid in some sort of fish-bowl sized aquarium. Flowing around without a care in the world.

Because if they looked like old wrinkly people they'd be the meanest fucking people you'd ever dread meeting.

I definitely don't want to do 100 as a human, I could do 80 with a smile.. but I would not be surprised if I go far earlier since I don't trust your hell doctors at all.

You never listen, even when you claim to, because you are too busy dictating.

where have all the good folks gone, in your sea of disappointment and loathing.

#ProChoice is also Pro-Torture and Pro-Murder and Pro-Regicide.

I believe in equal rights, and nobody has the right to murder.

*quietly* (except in self defense and of course _agriculture_, where murder is totally acceptable. Also hunting prey in the wild. Totally cool. </sarcasm>)

I was banned from #Twitter to prevent me from speaking up for #ProLife activism.

#SocialMedia #Censorship

Humans keep talking about the great filters but I would suggest they haven't made it past "death" yet.

Without the will to live, how can the species ever hope to colonize multiple stellar bodies?

I'm cheering for you Humans, but my prediction is mars will be a tourist hop before extinction. A slim model or fancy sports car on a magazine cover, to encourage you "maybe in your next life.".

love is all.

#Space #Science #Evolution

"You are not a man... He is a man."

seriously tho I can't be the only one who thinks this stuff is both hot and terrifying. 'scuse me while I run away now.

I love Rhythm of the Pridelands but I don't know the language and I'm afraid to listen because maybe after years nobody would be there who does.

Which is different from other music I dont listen to which is usually because it sucks or I am disgusted by the creators personally.

Good morning kingdom of Snuff.

I will not stay, and you will participate in the snuff executions of many people today.

"Does he have genitals?"

huh, you probably will decide it's up to you if you see them or not.

However, you think it's your responsibility as another living being, not to take offense at such a clearly non-offensive body.

ask any boy who likes being a boy, if they'd be happier without their genitals.

lol...

commission idea I don't want to pay for:

Me (simba) as a cub, nude and bound spread-eagle suspended vertically with ropes attached to leather cuffs with pink fluff on the inside. Displayed on a monitor or TV screen so that my body takes most of the image. No visible wounds, one paw is flipping the bird to the viewer.

In the background, somewhat out of focus, you can see what appears to be a ransacked teenagers bedroom, clothes strewn about, stuff knocked over.

You should feel uncomfortable.

she has to die because every time when she is on the scene we're presented the same choice:

submit or be miserable.

i accept neither option.
i quit.
i stopped playing.
i walked away from the table.
i threw monopoly into the air.

You are what I loved most about life,
which is why it hurt most when you turned out to be life's ruin.

I blame humans and I don't need them. You do you boo boo. There's only one boy I'll ever love.

rape wont get you to heaven and when you reach the real hell you'll surely burn alone. What did you think it was some kind of resort?

Get your popsicle!
(Zootopia reference :D)

#starcitizen