When I was in elementary school I ate something called 'pigs in a blanket' which I think was a breakfast sausage rolled in a pancake. I went to the nurse's office right after with a stomach ache then for some weird reason the principal came to visit me and said "NO, you did NOT get a tummy ache from eating the pigs in a blanket". Like, he really tried to Jedi mind trick me. I think about it sometimes when I see people eating that kind of thing.