How to fix the cops:
* Police officers need to have 2,500 hours of training minimum--cannot have a gun until 5,500 hours and a four year degree
* Police must wear bright yellow high-vis shirts at all time
* Police cars must look like the Fiat 500
* Police units must always be named after herbivores. Instead of the Scorpion unit, they are the Fawn unit, etc.
Policing must actively try to be unappealing to people with Macho Personality Disorder or nothing will ever get fixed.