Vomiting is the last true zen state a modern westerner experiences, a moment of complete worldly abandon and total thoughtless focus. Shitting is supposed to be that too but phones have ruined it. Nobody’s on their phone while they’re puking & if they are then God has truly lost.

Scearpo hits hard.
https://x.com/Scearpo/status/1418793832066469892
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I never use my phone to entertain myself in the shittener! I use Russian history book for that, stimulates bowel movements much better 😏

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