Does anyone want an account on my new Matrix server?

@newt whos matrix even for? I could scribble on a napkin "milf messenger" and show it to people at an intersection and have wider reach

@sean who cares lol? I could just re-brand Element as MILF MESSENGER and nobody would even know it's Matrix. Just like nobody knows Grindr is XMPP.

@newt the only people you would message on it are IRL friends who care about you enough to put up with your nonsense but not enough to help you fit in with nirmal people or internet losers who lose their private key every other week. Nobody uses matrix, they install matrix servers but never chat on it. Bikeshed

@sean @newt
What do "nirmal people" use?

@m0xee @newt imessage

@sean
Not the response I could expect, but OMG — no! I'd rather be having a reputation of a basement dweller than touching an Apple product ever again!
(at least not in this decade)

@newt