I had a big issue with my current job and told someone at a charity event about it. turns out he's on the board of directors of _that_ company. I had no idea. nobody will believe me 
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Once I had great fun telling a guy at my friend's party about this friend's brother who acted like a real asshole on a certain occasion, everyone was laughing… Took me approximately half an hour to realise that the guy was this brother to whom I was never introduced properly 🤣
It was then when I realised the true extent of how relatable cringe comedies can be 😅
I once called the chief of police “General <name>” at a party they threw because I didn’t know how to read his rank and a one star in army here in the states is a brigadier general. My mom was a soldier and she always told me if you don’t know their insignia just use a rank that is either correct or higher. They’ll get upset if you demote them but never if you promote him. Being called General seemed to make his day.
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