earless individual (horrid chode: https://fsebugoutzone.org/apotheosis)  
it's all fuck cellphones until your house catches on fire
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Idiot Happiness Spiral  
@kirby is fire going to make my cell phone magically have signal? Fuck cell phones unconditionally.
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earless individual (horrid chode: https://fsebugoutzone.org/apotheosis)  
@prettygood do you live in the ocean
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m0xEE
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@kirby @prettygood
Does water make your cellphone magically get Conversations?
Does air make your cellphone have Element? 🤔

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Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think:  
@m0xee @kirby @prettygood everyone knows electronics work faster in water because it allows the signal to take short cuts
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earless individual (horrid chode: https://fsebugoutzone.org/apotheosis)  
@thatguyoverthere @m0xee @prettygood I should puncture a battery.
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Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think:  
@kirby @m0xee @prettygood and when you're done with it don't forget about the eels
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m0xEE  

@thatguyoverthere @kirby @prettygood
The eels can at least call firemen if your house catches fire to return the favour ☝

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